Shifter - The Next Trillion Dollar App

"scoob" (scoobsti) 08/01/2016 at 21:45 • Filed to: Shifter, Oppositelock

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Introducing Shifter! It’s all about going out by yourself and meeting new freaks you started talking to on the internet because you like weird cars. Invite your new internet buddies to go out, then shift up and share the same chassis with other weirdos who want to meet up. Start the party with rev match, make plans and avoid all Mustangs!

When you see an individual or group you really want to connect with, tap the checkered flag or Swipe Up to send a +5 HP Sticker

Upgrade to Shifter Plus for premium features, including: International License to connect with people anywhere around the world, False Start to give someone a second chance, and additional +5 HP Stickers to stand out from the crowd

aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe > scoob 07/31/2016 at 21:04

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i would download this

Nibby > scoob 07/31/2016 at 21:05

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Would you make one called Shitter? You know, your avatar and all...

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > scoob 07/31/2016 at 21:11

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Shit, for some reason it won’t let me register. I just keep getting this pop-up:

S65 > scoob 07/31/2016 at 21:18

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Mort is scaring me

scoob > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe 07/31/2016 at 21:19

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You already did.

*Hands back your phone*

yamahog > scoob 07/31/2016 at 21:19

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everyone knows you can’t just leave the name spelled correctly, needs to be shiftr

scoob > S65 07/31/2016 at 21:19

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Why? We all look somewhat like him.

scoob > yamahog 07/31/2016 at 21:20

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Tinder needs to get their shit together togethr.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > scoob 08/01/2016 at 00:48

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Honestly thats not bad

jimz > yamahog 08/01/2016 at 06:40

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Vowels are evil. “Shftr.”

yamahog > jimz 08/01/2016 at 08:47

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Then it could be “shafter” too! The possibilities are endless!

scoob > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 08/01/2016 at 11:06

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DAMN RIGHT

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > scoob 08/01/2016 at 21:51

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Just reading chevy astro knew this guy was a sociopath. When are you inventing your new app Crappr? Using Crappr meet new people to share a restroom with.

scoob > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 08/01/2016 at 21:58

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Crappr or Shittr, as Nibby suggested?

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > scoob 08/01/2016 at 22:02

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Crappr for restrooms, Shittr for portadumps

Jack Does Cars > scoob 08/01/2016 at 22:05

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No, I am far better looking.

scoob > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 08/01/2016 at 22:30

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And Squattr for the nature freaks!

scoob > Jack Does Cars 08/01/2016 at 22:30

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But your neckbeard is most certainly on point.

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > scoob 08/01/2016 at 22:31

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SCOOB 2016 - Make America Poop Jokes Again

Jack Does Cars > scoob 08/01/2016 at 22:32

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My beard just grows into my neck, I don’t exclusively have a neckbeard.

Anymore.

Dogapult > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/02/2016 at 20:55

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Best purchase I’ve ever made. So worth it.